Envelope sealed with a red SYAC wax seal

Saved Your Ass Cards

It's February 13th and you don't have anything planned. Fear not, weary traveler: we're here to save your ass. We send six greeting cards a year, mailed to you in time for every date that matters most to her. Never miss another anniversary or holiday again.

Get Covered

For the Bros

"What are we doing for our anniversary?" can feel like the sound of a missile falling from the sky. Don't get caught, ever again, selling her on how great the local spot will be for the 100th time. Let us help you remember it all. For just over $4 a month, you never have to hear about how you missed your "first kiss anniversary" again. We send the cards, we take care of the flowers, and we suggest reservations weeks before D-Day. You're welcome.

Cartoon: a guy on the couch with beers and a video game while his angry wife says it's their first date anniversary
See the Plans
Cartoon: two guys fighting over the last Valentine's card in a drugstore card aisle

The Problem

Fellas, last time I went in to CVS (that place is a war zone) I was in a pinch and needed a card, fast. The selection was awful, the sentiments were that of an old lady and the prices had me by the short and curlies. $3 for basically a piece of printer paper folded in half with a sunflower on it or $9 for a card fit for 2012. Not to mention the $2.99 envelope. This has to change.

Fix It

What I Did: Saved Your Ass

It's simple: $50 a year and you get 6 cards. One for Valentine's Day, one for her birthday, one for the anniversary, one for Mother's Day, and two for when you come home buzzed after you said "This golf trip won't be like the last one." Meanwhile it's 3pm on a Saturday, you can't remember if you played 18 holes or had 18 beers, and her birthday is tomorrow. Trust me, brother, you need us.

Cartoon: a guy passed out on the front lawn among golf clubs while the dog pees nearby and his wife glares from the step

How It Works

1

Pick your plan

Takes 30 seconds.

2

Tell us about her

Her dates, 2–3 photos of you two, where to ship.

3

Sign it & hand it over

Your card shows up a week early with a note to copy in your own handwriting. You take the credit.

$50 You're Covered, $200 You're Golden & $300 You're Gucci

$50 gets you the cards and email reminders to get reservations, yes reservations for the re… anyways. $200 gets you roses on valentines day and $300 makes up for the hamper smelling like Miller Lattes.

Covered
$50
per year
  • 6 personalized photo cards
  • Email reminders before every date
  • A note to copy in each card
  • Dinner reservation help
Covered - $50
Golden
$200
per year
  • Everything in Covered
  • Flowers delivered to her once a year
Flowers (1x) - $200
Gucci
$300
per year
  • Everything in Covered
  • Flowers delivered to her twice a year
Flowers (2x) - $300
Cartoon: the same guy shows up with roses and a card and his wife is overjoyed

FAQ

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Cancel from the "Manage my subscription" link at the bottom of this page and you won't be charged again. No phone calls, no guilt trip.

I'm signing up in the middle of the year. Do I miss out?

Nope. Your 12 months start the day you sign up, and your first card goes out before your next big date.

Where do the cards ship?

To you, so you can sign it and hand it over like the thoughtful guy you are. Want it sent somewhere else? Just tell us on the form. You can change addresses anytime.

What if I don't know our dating anniversary?

Ask her once. Tell her it's for something special. Then never think about it again.

Can I update her dates or photos later?

Anytime. Email hello@syacards.com and we'll update it.

Refund & Cancellation Policy

You can cancel your subscription at any time to stop future renewals. Cancelling stops the next yearly charge; your current year stays active until it ends.

If you change your mind, we offer a full refund within 14 days of purchase as long as no cards or flowers have been sent. After that, payments are non-refundable, but you'll keep receiving everything through the end of your paid year.

Questions? Email hello@syacards.com.